Posted by
emjayne on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:52:19 PM
Haircuts All Around
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment--shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc.--he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade, " he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."
When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."
"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up , took me by the hand, and said, "Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!"
Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling to us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other saying, "Why bother?"
New Fathers
A group of expextant fathers sat nervously in the hall. A nurse beckoned to one of them and said, "Congratulations, you have a son!"
Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up and said, "Hey, what's the idea? I got here two hours before he did!"
Pony Express
At a Milwaukee post office a woman complained to the clerk that a Pony Express rider could get a letter from Milwaukee to St. Louis in two days, and now it takes three. "I'd like to know why," she scoffed!.
The clerk thought for a moment, then his face brightened and he replied, " The horses are a lot older now?"
OK you can go back to stewing about the campaign again!